Night of Fire 001 [rise bracer post, audio, locked from Shadow(hedge)]

[ringsthatbind]

Eight months, carry the three, hm... eight hours overall, no way.

Oi, Tamers! Gotta question for you all, nothing important or mind shattering or any shit like that.

But... How much do you weirdos sleep? And what are you, human? Not human? This'll help too.

Comments

[heart-of-jurai.livejournal.com]

Humanoid, but I tend to get eight hours... that is, unless something blows up and wakes me up.

[rasus-umbra.livejournal.com]

Eight hours a night, right?

[heart-of-jurai.livejournal.com]

Right. Why? Something wrong?

[rasus-umbra.livejournal.com]

... Oh, just my tamer has gotten eight hours.

In eight months.

[heart-of-jurai.livejournal.com]

...

What.

[rasus-umbra.livejournal.com]

He's... *fanboyish tone now* special~

[batboobs.livejournal.com]

Figured out Shadow doesn't need to rest as much as the rest of us, hm?

[rasus-umbra.livejournal.com]

...

only. Eight. Hours. In eight months that.... that's impossible! *coughs* and I noticed most of his sleep came after spending time with you, ma'am.

[batboobs.livejournal.com]

You also realize he's genetically engineered for better endurance and performance, right?

[rasus-umbra.livejournal.com]

I assumed that, yes, is included in the Ultimate Lifeform deal. But still! Sleep does good things for the body. Refreshes the mind and such!

[batboobs.livejournal.com]

Yes, well.

He wouldn't be Shadow if he weren't worn out and grumpy.

[rasus-umbra.livejournal.com]

True.

I'm just glad he stopped with the "training" for me.

[batboobs.livejournal.com]

Aw, it was good for you.

Maybe you can train with Omega now.

[rasus-umbra.livejournal.com]

He was talking about taking off a ring!

And NO NO THANKS!

[batboobs.livejournal.com]

...

And?

[rasus-umbra.livejournal.com]

I like not being a digitama?

[tellmydad.livejournal.com]

A few hours every couple of days, usually. I'm a Time Lady!

[rasus-umbra.livejournal.com]

Never heard of Time Ladies, lady! But that's... sort of normal compared to my current data source.

[tellmydad.livejournal.com]

That's alright, not many people have; I'm the last one. Is it really?

[rasus-umbra.livejournal.com]

Rare species then? Uh, yeah. My Tamer has gotten eight hours of sleep over eight months.

[tellmydad.livejournal.com]

Kinda. Dad said they all died in a war, except him.

That's...wow. Wish I only needed that much sleep.

[rasus-umbra.livejournal.com]

Ew, that sucks.

Really? I think it's freaky! And I bet if he slept more he wouldn't be such a cranky ass.

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

Sleepisboring. Andslow.

[rasus-umbra.livejournal.com]

So, you don't do it?

What are you by th-- Oh wait! You're the annoying guy with the old fart!

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

Don'tneedto.

Awww, you remembered~

[rasus-umbra.livejournal.com]

Like Shadow, interesting.

Yeah, can't forget someone so slow~!

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

YOUDIDNOTJUSTSAYTHATYOULITTLEBASTARD!

[rasus-umbra.livejournal.com]

Say what?

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

Callingmeslow, you trying to pick a fight?!

[rasus-umbra.livejournal.com]

Hey, I know fast. And you're not it.

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

Ohreally? Thenwhatisfast?

[rasus-umbra.livejournal.com]

Going from Mordred to... Tetha in less then a second.

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

That's impossible - Unlessthere'steleportinginvolved.

[rasus-umbra.livejournal.com]

Not impossible with Shadow! And nope, I don't think it's teleportation but I can't really explain it.

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

What, that pointy red and black guy?

And ha! He's using some kind of trick! Noonecanrunthatfast, noone!

[rasus-umbra.livejournal.com]

The black and red hedgehog, yes.

Nope, not a trick! It's all natural. So, sorry to say that you're not the fastest~.

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

Hedgehog. Right.

Istillsayit'simpossible. I'mnoscientistbutIknowrunningandmakingthatsortoftime? Noway.

[rasus-umbra.livejournal.com]

Well, half hedgehog.

Nothing is impossible when you can do uh... what'd he call it... Chaos Control.

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what that is, but if nothing is impossible for him, then why hasn't he taken over/saved this world or whatever?

[rasus-umbra.livejournal.com]

He's an asshole, duh.

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

So he doesn't care.... *just starts laughing*

[rasus-umbra.livejournal.com]

I guess you can put it that way. Wouldn't want to be someone in his way when he starts caring.

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

*still laughing even as the connection cuts off*

[iamnotpizza.livejournal.com]

Cyborg; of the first J-Jewel generation.

I tend to sleep every few days, for an hour or so; depending on the situation.

[rasus-umbra.livejournal.com]

Cyborg? Oh a robot.

Hm, interesting. Thanks dude.

[iamnotpizza.livejournal.com]

No. I am a half robot; half organic being. I bleed and need nutrients just like humans but at a lesser degree. At that, I'm not partially human either, but a being from the Red Planet whose physical make-up is merely similar to a human's.

Hmph.

[rasus-umbra.livejournal.com]

Oh... Alien robot. Cool.

[e-onetwothree.livejournal.com]

PRESUMING THIS IS A RHETORICAL QUESTION IN CERTAIN CASES.

[rasus-umbra.livejournal.com]

... yyyeah, you don't count Big Guy.